It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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