Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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