Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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