Cold hands, warm shart.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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