i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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