If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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