kristin has been a bad kristin
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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