some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
