I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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