We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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