just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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