Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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