awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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