I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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