I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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