hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
just come out here and I will go home with you...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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