What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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