I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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