It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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