i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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