I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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