Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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