Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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