she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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