I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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