So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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