you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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