apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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