Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well I can't set my house on fire every night
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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