The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
