I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
