another moral hangover. fuck.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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