Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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