Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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