I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
