that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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