Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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