For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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