You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
