Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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