are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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