This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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