omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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