i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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