You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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