How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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