who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so explain again why im purple
no
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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