I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
