i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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