so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Acid is not a monday night drug
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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