So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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